I have a friend (Tony) who is constantly saying unusual things. Many have thought that Dan Quayle or George Dubya Bush were the masters of silly sentences. This is not true. Here are some Tony-isms:
- If the tractor-trailer is buried, how can anyone drive it? -- Said when discussing buried semi trailers used for growing drugs
- What food is fried? -- Said while chomping down on a KFC wing
- It seems that every time I come here, I buy food. -- Said while at a grocery store
- Tony: That's the thing. Tony quotes are always taken out of context. If taken in context, they make perfect sense.
Alex: No they don't.
Tony: Yes, they do.
Alex: No they don't!
Tony: Yes, they do. But you need a lot of context. - Dale is like a man page
- Nous sommes des canards francais. Coin coin.
- I'm like a pressure horn. I can't keep it up.
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